Once upon a Bugs Bunny episode my brother and I found one set of jokes particularly (unnaturally?) funny: The Knights of the Round Table all had great names, like “Sir Loin of Beef”, and “Sir Osis of Liver”. We then maturely proceeded to come up with similarly “funny” (using the term loosely) names. My wife and sister-in-law have had independent yet similar discussions. Here is a selection for posterity’s sake:

Sir Loin of Beef Sir Osis of Liver Sir Mon Sir Ment Sir Pent Sir Vent Sir Cal Sir Vile Sir Ve Sir Vicestation Sir Lee Sir Round Sir Mount Sir Mise Sir Jen Sir Cuss Sir C’de’Sol Sir Lective Sir Cular Sir Bia Sir Ramic Sir Rendipity Sir Perb Sir Rengetti Sir Plant Sir Cit Sir Prise Sir Real Sir Charge Sir Vive Sir Reen Sir Rebral Sir Veer Sir Vay Sir Hara Sir Pository Sir Cumb Sir De Sir Name Sir Rylic Sir Condment

Sir Jical Sir Lacious Sir Iff Sir Tain Toofail, Sir Tainly Sir Fe, Sir Fing Sir F’dom Sir F’sup Sir Cumnavigate Sir Cumference Sir Cumcision Sir Cumstance Sir Vical Sir Vicks Sir Face, Sir Facearea, Sir Facetoair Missile Sir Factant Sir Klet Sir Je Sir Villian Sir Blime, Sir Bliminal Sir Retonin Sir Render Sir Tificate, Sir Tify, Sir Tifiable Sir Che, Sir Chengine Sir Ching Sir Shimi Sir Vill Sir Uptitious Sir Perfluous Sir Vitude Sir Lenium Sir Vannah Sir Questor Sir Jest Sir Crete Sir Pose Sir Ca Sir Pass Sir Port Sir Cadian Sir Veilance Sir Culate

Er, sorry, I’ll stop now.