Agile is soooo 2005...

Imagine a development methodology where everything was carved in stone before you even start coding! No longer do you have to worry about embracing change or meeting the ever-changing demands of customers - it’s all right there in your documents from phrase 2! Well stop imagining, it is here today! (Or last year, as the case may be).

Apparently the 2006 version of the Waterfall model is adapted from the distant past, back when chicken really tasted like chicken. Unfortunately I missed the conference in 2006, but something so revolutionary is bound to get a repeat conference in 2007, and you can bet I’ll be there front row and centre.

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